An Eagle Without His Head

When I graduated from High School, I did something unusually and probably students in my class may not remember it at all. It happened 31 years ago, here’s the story:

Our mascot was the eagle. Not the real Eagle.  No did I not. People have dirty minds.

Oh well, it was the costume. No one knew I was in the Eagle Costume. I did not steal it, but I borrowed it. It was laying around in the girl’s locker room. Luckily, the girls were outside cheering for the basketball game.  It was my first time in a girl’s locker room. I did not see anything. But the shower was running. No, I did not peek. Maybe a little. I was curiosity. So, I saw it. Whew. It was big and cute. Not that big, cute, and petite.  She was our high school homecoming queen, Stacy Class; every guy wanted her. And I was the cute dorky student that no one knew. I had a picture of her in my locker. Her locker was next to mine.

I put on the costume; the costume needed to be dry clean. How could Stacy wear this costume?  I saw some air freshener nearby. I think it was air-freshener, it read “Michael Jackson’s perfume.” So, if I spray it, will it make me dance like Michael Jackson? Let’s see what happened.

I sprayed it, and the odor of the costume did not help. I grabbed a cloth, I think it was a cloth, but it will do. It was someone bra. Smell good. So, I used it as a gas mask for I could breathe fresh air and I was good. I put the head of the Eagle on, and I got the panty hose for the Eagle’s legs.

And I walked out; people were cheering for me because I was underneath the Eagle costume. I did the moon walk like Michael Jackson would do, and the audience went wild with it. Maybe the Michael Jackson perfume did work on me.

Then I heard Stacy voice from the girl’s locker room.

“Who are you? I am coming for you” Stacy said.

I turned my beak around, and I saw Stacy staring at me.

Would you believe she was wearing a cheerleader outfit without no bra and wet hair? She charged at me.  I ran around the court, and she was chasing me.  The audience was laughing and cheering for either of us.

Then I tripped, and she landed on top of my back. She flipped me over and took off my mask, and she found her bra on my face. She took that off too.

“What are you doing?” Stacy said. She was on top of me.

“I got laid?” I said, smiling. I was on the ground.

The crowd laugh. She was embarrassed.

It was hysterical.

The Girl with the Blue Dress and Pink Ribbon

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It’s was on the eve on Thanksgiving night, David is a mortician at a facility in North Carolina and Scott, I was visiting.

“Scott, come with me. I don’t want to leave you alone at the house,” David said.

“Okay.Yes.” Scott said

What’s the worse it can happen, right? Scott was wrong. The place was creepy as hell, dark, and smelled funny. David said it was normal and it was probably the smell of formaldehyde. So, Scott ignored it.

After a little time off chit-chatting and catching up, he told me he needed to get to work, but that I could stay in the little-adjoined office and watch some TV and so I did. The entrance to the morgue had swinging doors that you could hear when someone was coming in or out of them. He came to check on me a few times.

After a few hours of being by myself, Scott started to doze off, when the sudden sound of the doors woke me up. Expecting for my brother to walk in and greet me, there was nothing. Again, Scott started to fall asleep and yet again, the loud doors went off.

You couldn’t tell if someone was coming in or out but they kept on swinging and didn’t stop. Thinking my brother, David was playing a joke on me, Scott  got up and went to tell him to stop but to my surprise there was only a little girl standing there, playing with the doors, pushing them.

“Hi,” Scott said.

She looked at Scott and didn’t say a word, one of the things that caught Scott’s eyes was a pretty blue dress with a big pink ribbon she was wearing.

“Your dress is pretty, and the bow makes it stand out.” Scott said.

She looked at me and again nothing.

Then she started to run the opposite way towards the lonesome hall. Scott thought the kid belonged to another employee so, Scott went back to his chair.

Hours later when David shift was over, he finally woke me up to go back to his place. As we were driving, I started to tell him about the doors and the little girl with the cute blue dress and a big pink ribbon.

David slammed the breaks.

“What the hell? Why did you break?” Scott said.

“Tessa?” David said. He gave me a chilling look in his eyes. “I did  an autopsy on a little girl that drowned yesterday, she was wearing a blue dress and with a big pink ribbon.”

Scott was shocked.

David was shocked too.

Scott blood ran cold and he never been to his work EVER again!

 

 

True story. What’s that behind you?

Notes:

http://theghostdiaries.com/8-morticians-tell-their-most-disturbing-experiences/

President Donald Trump

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What does Zachary Taylor, Ulysses S. Grant, Dwight Eisenhower, William Howard Taft and Calvin Coolidge have in common?  There were business men who were president of the United States. They weren’t reality TV stars, but they did shape America and they did fix our country. Google their names and find out more for yourself. Learn something today.

Right now, we have a new President-Elect Donald Trump who won’t be president until January in 2017, first, they would be an inauguration day and the security will be tight as ever. Donald Trump will do great and be a better leader. As long we helped him out as we did with President Obama we helped him too, to make America Great Again.  Did you know he’s the second celebrity president besides Ronald Regan?  So please stop bashing Donald Trump! He will do great.

Right now, we have protest outside at major cities, to dethrone President-elect Donald Trump. He won’t be president and take office in January 2017? Can they wait? College students go back to class and learn about presidency from your History professor!

We all wanted a woman president and we tried to help her out too. We voted her. She tried. We tried. Don’t be discourage.  We should move forward.  For one thing, don’t have a lot of baggage what Clinton had, she had too many scandals in the White House.  Do you want a president who had too many scandals in the White House? I meant the White House, if those walls could talk, literally! It is haunted. What did Abraham Lincoln saw while he was in the White House during the Clinton administrative?  He will roll over his grave – twice.

We wanted a change of gender in the white house. We will someday and it will take time. We need to make a change in ourselves. Can you be president? Did you do anything inappropriately? Delete, delete, and delete. Burn the hard drive!  Or get a new computer.  Dang it emails!

People think this is the end of the world! It’s not, It’s your future, look in the mirror and make that change! (What song is this?)

Celebrities and ordinary people who wanted to go Canada, if Donald Trump became president. Guess what?  Canada website crash last night during on election night. And it crashed again today. Too many people wanted to go there, it’s pack. Ironic isn’t?   How are you going to move? Drive a U-haul truck up there? It is beautiful country and it is close to the North Pole and it’s cold. How are you going to get a tan there? Your tan will freeze!

Nothing is going to happened to us here in America. Don’t become paranoid. Let see what happens. President Donald Trump will pick up the slack what the previous tenant (president) left behind. The congress did not agree with the previous tenant (president) of their deals. If Donald Trump can fix it, then we are good. He has experience in the “art of a deal”. Many business persons know how to negotiate. Look up the previous president on the top of the article I mention. Many of you would not do it, because you don’t care.

If he can protect us, then good. If not, think positively that he can. He is a billionaire. And he has lots of connections and network with people – his cabinet members. President Donald Trump will bring more jobs and economy and fix the infrastructure in our government.

When he spoke to us of accepting the job as presidential, his tone has changed. He spokes like a real presidential matter. He was ready to accept the challenge as president and he will do great.

You see the presidential relationship is vital to Congress and the American Politics, if the congress was republican and the presidential is republican, they can work on strong deals together. If the Congress was republican and the presidential was Democrat, or vice versa, they will be conflict of interest, that’s how it works. (I think) If teams can communicate together, then it will be okay.  (2015, March 27)

Obama was having difficulty in communicating with the congress republicans, during his last administration. The whole thing is about communicating and getting along and pass some laws to protect this country from violence. Obama tried his best. He made numerous speeches to stop the spread of violence. Now it’s president Donald Trump turn to stop the protest that is going on.

What do you think?

 

Notes

Trueman, C. N. (2015, March 27). President and Congress. Retrieved from http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/american-politics/the-president-and-congress/

Get a Colonoscopy

Have you ever got a colonoscopy before? For one thing one would have to fast for a day and half. Before the exam, you can’t eat your favorite breakfast like bacon, eggs and toast. It would smell good and the aroma will entice to you eat one, but you will get a slap on the hand from your spouse and tell you to eat you Jell-O and drink your Gatorade mix with Miralax (that’s your cocktail drink for the whole day).  You can’t get drunk with that, but it sure will make you run to the bathroom every time you feel something coming out, either that just put it in your car to cool it down during the hot summer months or for the winter.

Remember this, according to Health board Message Boards, Antifreeze is Propylene glycol and IS toxic.  And Miralax is Polyethylene Glycol 3350 and is NOT toxic. In other words, it’s safe, read the label! If you are a chemistry major, you will know this, there is a difference between the both of them. Miralax is safe! Only the names and the word sound familiar, there is a difference.

Once your water diet is complete and constantly running to the bathroom to get rid of whatever you have in your body, then it is time for the doctor to do a colonoscopy. Once you are undress and wear the gown backwards, I felt a breeze, in fact it was just me, I just farted. I Smell like a Jell-O.

The nurses will test your blood pressure, place a needle in your arm for the IV could drip, and an another doctor for the Anesthesiologist will tell you that you will be asleep during the whole time, that mean you would not feel a thing. Please trust your doctor and nurses, they know what they are doing. It is illegal to record the conservation for the doctor and the nurses, my phone was missing underneath the pillow and it was place in my bag. I got weird pictures of the doctor and nurses on my phone. At least they know how to do a selfie while I was out. I was not in the picture, that was good.

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I did saw the endoscope that would go inside of me, it was long. Will that fit into me?  While I was out, I could not feel anything but I could hear Dennis Quaid inside of me. Have you seen Inner Space?

They looked around inside of me and zap the polyps that was inside of me. I had a few and it was gone.  Whew that was good. As long I eat healthy vegetables and protein I will be good. I like eating vegetables I am not a vegetarian but it is good for your health. I was good.

The not good, when I saw a few teenagers who were getting their colonoscopies too, do they eat properly. Not really. They should eat healthy. The best way to live longer is to eat a healthy diet.

Boo Halloween!!

Are you ready to get your scare on for Halloween? Remember we do have good ghosts and bad ghost out there.

The good ghost are the ones that someone we love that passed away recently. Even though they are buried, they are still with us in the house watching us and making sure that we are okay.

Sometime when I do laundry and collected the clothes from my dad’s room. I always say “Good morning, Mom. Love you and miss you.”  I talk to her. She died in the bed room.  Sometime I do get a response and sometime I don’t, but I know she can hear me, which is good. Her presence is in the room and in the house.

I mention this in a previous post, that when she died a couple days ago after her death I saw an orb floating in the house. And I saw a shadow in the house. I wasn’t scare. I knew it was her. She is watching over us. And I heard her voice! It called out my name. Only I heard it. My dad did not hear it.

Her clothes are still in the closets, especially her saries that she wore to work at ECSU. It looked magnificent on her. I still have pictures of her in her saries. It’s hard to remove her clothes out of the closet and put in boxes.

“Mom I am putting your clothes in boxes for safe keeping” I would say.

Because if I did not say that, I would hear shuffling noise in the room or even poltergeist activity in the house, that would be scary. But I know who it is.

So talk to your decease love one, they can hear you.

If you feel cold or warm around your body, it’s not the house, it’s the presence of love one.

Summer time is the best time to have a decease loved one to walk around the house you can save a lot of money on air conditioner bill. They could keep the house cool on a hot day.

The bad thing about ghost is not telling what you doing, throwing things away, rekindle bad memories or bad behavior and talking about it. They can hear you!

Poltergeist activity in the house will start, like slamming doors where the windows are closed.  A room that was clean few minutes ago is messed up again in seconds when you come back to the room.  Can the ghost be neat?

Then you hear the toilet flushing? And no was home only you? Bad pipes? Can ghost pee? Was it a number one or two? Who are gonna called?

Rigging To Vote

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We all know that the election is rigged, not by dead people. Can Zombies vote?  They do need three types of ID: A birth certificated, a death certificated and social security.

People with all the debates are going on within one – and- a – half- years -ago, they should have registered to vote already, not just at the last minute. It’s not like cramming for mid-terms exams, and the excuses like “I just don’t have the time to vote”, or “they don’t care”.  This is not like an exam; they should have registered long time ago in your state.

Remember you can only vote for one candidate for president, this is not like American Idol, The Voice, Dancing with The stars, and America’s Got Talent, where one can vote as many as you like. Vote for one candidate and party where ever you like.

Don’t go to another state to vote, it’s illegal you will be arrested. It was done before in previous states right across the border of a neighboring states, just because they have relatives in a previous state and you can vote. No.

If you have a teenager who just turn 18 in the month of their birthday, give them a present to vote. A vote can change history.  No it is not the legal age for drinking, that’s 21!

Presidential Debate: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

Did anyone watch the debate on Monday night? You missed it, they were doing the Tango together. Oops wrong show I was watching Dancing With the Stars. Rick Perry was sent home, but he was a good dancer.

Anyway, the biggest controversy during the debate between Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton was when Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton brought up the controversy with Alicia Machado during the debate, adding that Trump has called women “pigs, slobs and dogs.”

In 1996, Alicia Machado, 19 (back then), was crowned Miss Universe, now the former beauty queen has become an U.S. Citizen, for she can get back at Donald Trump for calling her “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping,”.  She had a good career as a Latino actress and model. Did you know that she threatened to kill a judge?  She was an accomplished of murder in Venezuela. And she’s a porn star?   Good luck for finding those videos. I couldn’t find it on Netflix.

Why is Hilary Clinton is trying dethrone Trump for being President of the United States? Could she stick to the program and discus the real problems we have today like the economy and crime.

Do you have something that you did inappropriate 10, 20, 30 or 40 years ago?  Is time it to defriend a friend on Facebook, since you know them from kindergarten? What secretes did you two have and will it ruin your relationship?  With technology and the internet, we can find anything that you post.  And the crimes you did. Most of the crimes we did in past are public records and they put them in databases. You see those ads, where we can look up people past and their crimes.  I tried it on a couple of my friends and they had minor crimes. I talked to them every day. Did I say anything to them of what they did? No. Because I trust them. And no, they are highly successfully people and they have a good family. And they cook great food!

Do you still have a Myspace account that wasn’t deleted yet? Is it time to deleted it? Whatever you post, will come back to haunt you. And whatever you did over the past decades ago, will come back to you too. Is it time to get rid of all your skeletons in the closet. Don’t post them on Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites, people can find it. Seriously. Protect your privacy. And make new friends and don’t tell what crimes you did. That is not a conversation ice breaker on the first date! This is you, go forward with your life. And do good. Change your life.

Hilary Clinton wants to win and she will do anything to win. Will she be the first woman president? Will she be good? She has scandals like white water, Benghazi, Email Scandal and lying about her health.  Do you want Hilary Clinton to be your president? She has the experience in the white house, with the scandals that trail behind her.

Or she could be the Designated Survivor in case something happened to the real president.

Remember to vote in November.