The Big Bang: The World is Ending

Would you believe there’s a giant asteroid heading our way? The end of world is coming, forget about holding up the sign that says “The World is Ending” do what everyone would be doing – duck!

The asteroid is about 3 miles (5 kilometers) wide, in other words – big, very big. If hits the ocean we will be big trouble. It could cause tsunami, or tidal waves. I hope people are preparing for the asteroids to come. If the asteroids killed the dinosaurs back then during those cave people era, would dinosaurs come back? Steven Speilberg doesn’t have to do remake of Jurassic Park any more, it might come true. Maybe. I do not know.

We already have a hurricane sandy that ripped part of the beaches in New Jersey and New York. Especially in North Carolina coast, we still have the road damages from the last hurricane that hit us from last year in August in 2011. It’s highway 12 along the Outer banks coast line, it is still damages with sand and water. It’s going to be flooded again soon if we do not have this asteroid headed in our direction.

Astronomers are saying it might not hit us, but pass through. Can we steer away from the asteroid before hit us? If we have the Superman today,  he would fly out and destroy the asteroids and bits of pieces would land on earth and knock out a Kardashian from the tree and it would land safely on it’s paw. And the show will be cancel on the E! network.

Astronomers all over the world is watching the asteroid from space and online too, heading our way and the astronomers are saying it may miss us – that’s good news, for sure.

For safety I hope people got extra batteries, charge the cell phone because we have to vote tonight on the Xfactor and once you finish it, charge the phone again.   Doomsday Preppers would have an advantage over us they already planned this major catastrophe ahead of time – like many years ago. Building bunkers underground or above. Can they fit three more people ? My mom is in a wheel chair?

Oh by the way, it missed us. We are still alive!!

Prank Gone Too Far

Pulling pranks on people are funny to watch on America Funniest Video, but pulling a prank on the nation. That’s going to far. And with the name of the boat “Blind date”? Who was driving? A blind captain? This happened on the Coast of Sandy Hook in New Jersey, and this incident is no laughing matter – may be on a slow news day, still no laughing matter.

Why do teenagers do this? Are there trying to find out who will get there faster the search and rescue team or pizza delivery person?  Not funny. But the person was hungry.

It took four hours to investigate and there was nothing to find. Now someone has to pay $88,000 and no down payment or installment plan. Maybe.

How about this for punishment, the person who is responsible for the prank at Sandy Hook in New Jersey, should clean the bottom of Sandy Hook river.   Other possible punishments clean all the vehicles that were involved during the rescue mission, helicopters, ambulance, fire trucks, portable transfer beds, and clean the poop for the rescue dogs that is used to find and locate people under debris and rubles. And make sure it is spot less clean, including the dog – make it April fresh in the butt – that’s right getting it clean.

Great for a summer job and make sure the person pays back every dollar back to the coast guard, police department, fire department, and hospital. That person would be broke. Lesson learned.

Steve Bridges Passed Away

As you may know Steven Bridges has passed away at the age of 48, he was famous for his dead-on impression of George Bush on the Tonight show with Jay Leno. So far, “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” this week is on a short hiatus, probably they are paying respect to him and his family. He was invited to George Bush dinner invitation back in 2003, and he has been amazingly funny to watch him performed with President George Bush at the dinner back in 2003.

How to send gas over sea?

When I saw first saw this site of Petrol Direct, we can ship our gas to the UK, because the UK gas price is more expensive – which is basically true. Isn’t this weird, we shipped our gas to the UK, does this contradict the situation. If we shipped our gas to the UK, how does it go through security? Gas or oil has to be super cool, really cold, beyond the freezing point in order to be shipped. It can put weight on the plane,  and the plane will go too.

This site was a hoax and a prank. It was mention on the site, in the fine print, of course. Who will send gas to the airport – someone can get arrested? Many peoples send comments to a particular forum and complained about it. The person who created the site was Conrad Longmore  a humorist who wrote this site and people fell for it, even I, not really.  Conrad’s writing was very convincing and funny, and he offered how to save on gas too.