Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

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If you haven’t seen it, and you think it’s ridiculous, and probably you will see it Sharknado 5 on the Syfy channel. One thing it is a parody of one of the adventure movies from the 1980’s, well one of them. And they have very witty, clever lines and word play (more like Easter eggs in the movie or reference either to the actors or other movies.) And we were laughing at them. It was meant to do that. Make us laugh at them. We were their laugh track for the movie.

The main stars are Ian Ziering and Tara Reid. The story of the movie is quite simply Fin and April travel around the globe to save their son who’s trapped inside a Sharknado vertex porthole. April got eaten by a shark and turned into an indestructible android with nuclear powers.

This time the movie was much better than last year Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens. Crazy title, but the plot was when Fin and his family and the cosmos have been blissfully Sharknado-free in the five years (in the future) since the most recent attack, but now sharks and tornados are being whipped up in unexpected ways and places. You must see it.

The CGI was quite good too with the sharks and the tornado not realistic but appropriate realistic for the movie. Will it get nominated for an Emmy? I guess.

Anyway, the cameos are one of the who’s who in the entertainment business and they were:

Jena Sims as NATO Delegate Lee

Cassandra Scerbo as Nova Clarke

Masiela Lusha as Gemini

Olivia Newton-John

Dan Fogler

Charo as Queen of England

Lucy Pinder as Swedish Ambassador

Cody Linley as Matt Shepard

Gilbert Gottfried

Chris Kattan as British Prime Minister

Katie Price as Prime Minister’s PA

Caprice Bourret as Polaris

David Naughton as David Naughton

Margaret Cho

Chloe Lattanzi as Electra

Fabio as The Pope

Kathie Lee Gifford as Herself

Hoda Kotb as Herself

Al Roker as Himself

Bret Michaels

Tony Hawk

Greg Louganis

Russell Hodgkinson as Steven Beck

Ross Mullan as Dr. Wobbegon

Abby Lee Miller

Clay Aiken

And they were hysterical to watch, either they were eaten by sharks or if the sharks spit them out! It was funny.

Rent it if you get a chance. Or Netflix and chill for a date night in front of your TV, and watch it with the kids. They might like it too.  The encore for Sharknado 5 is on Saturday, August 12,  2017.


A Supermodel Got Fired

If you have been watching Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice, there were fire works and someone went home. The task was to come up with a jingle, brand messaging and performance for the Good Sam’s Roadside Assistance.

Dayana is the Project Manager for Forte. She’s already butting heads with Lisa, her teammates and her relationship with Clay Aiken is not much better.  Dayana and Lisa nearly come to a blow, and Lisa pretty much calls Dayana stupid and a liar, in which I totally agree with Lisa.  How come when you look pretty, attractive and have a super model look  or the  Miss universe look, they started to act dumb  when there’s a smart person in the room, and they want to win a task.  Dayana is a supermodel without a brain, and she doesn’t know much of the music industry when they have Clay Aiken, and she wanted Debbie Gibson to come back?  Just because Dayana likes to show off her body by looking seductive and showing curves on her body is being creative?  Sorry I was masturbating when I wrote that.  When Lisa was arguing and complaining to Dayana and Dayana wanted respect from her. Dayana should do something like – work! I don’t care if Dayana was the project manager for the project. If Dayana was working with the group, she could get respect.  A project manager should get involved, not just sit back and relax and look cool or hot.  She was asking for trouble anyway.  Dayanna was giving the evil look or stare towards her team mates, and that spark a fire with Lisa. Lisa wanted her to do something. In a real business, everybody should get involved, even when there’s nothing else to do, get drinks and snack for the group – but test out the drink, before you drink it – sorry kitty. Their project failed, in the beginning Dyanna was not being supportive in the group and so Dyanna was fired.  When Dayanna, Lisa and Clay were leaving they hug, Lisa was wolverine and her claws came out and slashed her partner, my imagination.

Arsenio was the leader for Unanimous, and they have the same task too to do, their project won. Arsenio and Aubery have their love and hate relationship. Even though Arsenio said “No” to a few times to Aubrey, Aubrey doesn’t listen to him. She just pushes him to do so, even though it’s not right to do and want to win the task, in a business we must learn how to listen to one another.  Since Aubrey is the creative one and seems to be smart, she does like to get involved in every aspect to win the competition, but we must learn how to listen to another and give them a full attention.