You know what drives me crazy. It’s people who send me emails with silly abbreviations like LOL in the text in their facebook status.
You probably know what it means – “Laughing Out Loud” or “Living on Lake. I suspect a hyena laugh when someone sends me this. Instead LOL wouldn’t be easy to type Hah, Hah, Hah, hah, Ho, Ho, Ho, Hah, Hah, Hah, and Hee, Hee, hee, hee – Whew. My favorite would be nyuk, nyuk, nyuk from the three stooges.

I am trying to be creative here instead of using LOL. How about KIO which stands “Knock it out” or about YCLN which stands for “You can laugh now”. How about calling that person and tell a humorous story about yourself and then you can laugh and send a message in facebook one O’ clock in the morning!!

Are the people really LOL when you tell a funny story or just pretending or probably too lazy to laugh. Laughing is good for your health. It makes you look younger. Ha , Ha, Ha. See I am laughing. You can’t tell, but I am laughing. Is there a booger hanging from you nose? See, I made you look and I am laughing at you. Ha, ha, ha. Right now I am FOTCWLOL which stands for “Falling off the chair while laughing out loud.” Good one? Do you have bandages on your thumbs? Then it will be difficult for you to text while you are on your cell phone. Especially when you are sitting on your commode and  it could slip and fall in the toilet bowl – Eew gross. Not a good idea.

The keyboard on your computer is much easier than your cell phone and your thumbs could reach all the letters. What about the abbreviations on the text – what I called it, is broken English language.

Do you speak the same way? Can’t. Hear. You. Bad reception. Click, the static noise in between the words. You better switch over to Verizon so they can hear you now. I like real words when I write emails or even send a text message, if people send me broken spelling words. I see that people have missing letters on their keyboards or they can’t see the letters because they are typing too much.

Disclaimer: It’s just a funny article story. I thought it would be funny to write. No offense with people with cell phones and texting. Just LOL.